Oh, the yard. Oh, the humanity. Oh, Oh...

If you've spoken to me in the past two months, the conversation has probably been dominated by my griping about or dreaming of plans for my yard. If it wasn't the removal of the juniper, it was complaining about the texture of the soil (you could make a
terracotta army out of
gumbys) (ha, ha, ha) - or it was wondering if I had enough sun for this or that plant. Well, with the unusually glum weather comes a big sign of spring - Saturday's high is 60s and sunny - so now's as good a time as any to do the "before" part of a "before and after" montage, as well as introduce you to some new non-flora and fauna residents of the front yard.
Let's meet the newbies first.

Mom was here last weekend, and we visited the
Nashville Flea Market. Since I'm the most spoiled child ever, I threw a fit for and received this awesome peacock. Before she left, we'd named him Mike - after
Mike the Tiger - primarily to annoy Paul. Paul rolled with it - but later suggested a better name -
Joseph, since he has many colors! Paul also thinks people are going to fall on him, so he is also casually known as Joseph the Impaler. We have to differentiate, though...

...because we have another Joseph,
Saint Joseph, Patron of Fathers, Workers, Craftsmen, Unborn Children/Expectant Mothers, Families... and a lot of other stuff. He's obviously a VERY welcome addition!
Now, on to the not so exciting part. This is the part where you find out that my yard looks like a horses' butt.

Here it is from the sidewalk. You can really see how much faith I put in water hoses. The irrigation system using soaker hoses really benefits the flower boxes, though. I can turn them on in the mornings, brush my teeth, and turn them off and they are happy. The yard is terrible. I know this. We'll maybe price some sod or just re-seed, but that will probably need to wait until the fall. This is going to be a busy spring, as you can tell since, oh, I DON'T HAVE ANY FOUNDATION PLANTS.
Here's a closer look of the carnage:


I have been, by reviewing these just now, newly inspired to do a post showing off what I WANT to do in these spaces where you just see dirt. So maybe a "before, after and idealized" set of postings?
Here's what you do if you don't know what you're ultimately going to do:

plant bulbs. I've since decided to put a
Limelight Hydrangea there, so I'll lose some of those bulbs in the short term - but I'll bury them around the hydrangea so, before it re-blooms later next spring we'll have some of this to tide us over as well. You can see what a fantastic job that mulch does with weed control, too. /sarcasm

Danya gave me this (indeterminate) rose after she had it in a planter last year. I didn't think it would survive, but it seems to be thriving. I don't know what to do with it. I guess trellis it and see what happens. I can always move it next year if it doesn't continue to make. This is why gardening is awesome - it's perfect procrastination - it's always "next year". Of course, that finds you checking weather.gov like a crackhead to see when the next pretty, springy day is to plant!
Now for some pretty pictures of the flower boxes and a particularly nice planter of Hens and Chicks we've got going on. I'll change the pansies out probably first of May in favor of some petunias, but the '
goldilocks' will stay. I've also been tempted by
this (also called 'goldilocks'!) - so it may go in and provide a nice contrast depending on which direction I go with the petunias. As you may know, Bugs' 8th birthday is next week and her new name is, therefore, 'oldilocks' - we're nothing if not original.

This picture is about as artsy as I get.

Right...

...and left.
Let's see if I have the energy or interest still to make a post about my ideas.